You know those programmes that are called things like I’d Do Anything or Over The Rainbow? Well, I reckon they should do one for Spamalot called Come On, Ya Pansy! where they have to find the next Black Knight…
Do you watch Talent TV? You know. Shows like Strictly Come Dancing, X-Factor and Masterchef, which either take advantage of the general public or provide celebrities with a vessel for getting them on screen again after fading into the background? You watch them?
Well if you do, I’m not judging your character because we all have our likes, but to me they’re shite. I fail to see how some of these shows manage to get so many series when essentially it’s pretty much the same thing over and over and OVER again. At times there are people who have genuine talent and deserve to have their time on the screen to show what they can do. But, if you don’t mind, you won’t find me watching.
Dancing; it all looks pretty much the same. Cooking; if you can’t taste it what the fuck is the point in watching other people eat it; for me, it’s torture “Stop cooking steak!” Singing; it all sounds the same and often you just get morons obsessed with becoming famous.
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